Lauren Graham #6

Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn April 27 2001

Craig: They tell me, I just got warned, that Lauren Graham is mad at me, is upset with me. I'm listening.
Lauren: Umm, Craig, .... umm, I feel that I am developing a complex, and I feel it's because of you.
Craig: What happened?
Lauren: Well, I did the show, umm you know a while ago, remember?
Craig: Yeah.
Lauren: No you don't!
Craig: OK
Lauren: and umm...
Craig: What happened.
Lauren: and well I thought it was great.
You did, it was great.
Lauren: um humm... and umm...then I saw you not too long after at the Golden Globes, remember we were nominated ?
Craig: Who was nominated ?
Lauren: We weren't nominated.
Craig: OK
Lauren: I wasn't either.
But we were there..... and guess what you said to me?
Craig: What did I say?
Lauren: Nothing!
Craig: Ooh.... (audience oohs also)
Craig: What was I doing?
Lauren: You were with..two...
Craig: Was I drinky, drink?
Lauren: I don't know, you seemed OK.
Craig: I was drinky, drinky, maybe.
Lauren: You were....... He's already saying he was drunk.
Craig: I don't know, if I didn't say hi to you... then something was......was I in conversation with someone else?
Lauren: Yes!
Craig: OK
Lauren: two people.....babe number one and babe number two.....and I don't know if they were strippers.........I'm not sure.....but ummm...
Craig: Wait, excuse me, I went to the Golden Globes with my sisters.
Lauren: No you didn't!
Craig: Excuse me, ...and..........and my sisters haven't stripped for five years...so knock it off.
Lauren: You were with the hottest girls, and ummm, so... I thought I looked OK, whatever. And you didn't even talk to me at all. at all !
Craig: This was the Golden Globes ? That's what it was?
Lauren: Golden Globes.
Craig: OK.
Lauren: OK. Then, worst yet, the TV Guide Awards, that you were the host of, everyone saw it ! (Lauren applauds, and audience cheers)
Craig: Right, yeah
Lauren: Umm, and I was a presenter, and I came off stage and we had the following exchange
"Hey"
"Hey"
"How you doing"
"Good"
"You're doing a great job"
"Thanks"

(audience moans)

Craig: OK tell me, there were no strippers
Lauren: No.
Craig: OK, that's good.
Lauren: I don't think you were so drunk that...
Lauren: I was probably focused, I was hosting... I was a little drunk that night. I was hosting, I apologize.
Lauren: No, its ok, because what I thought was going to happen... I had a love connection at the TV Guide Awards, and you would have been so redeemed, ummm and then I could have come on and said Hey you were sort of cool, but then I met this guy.. and let me just tell you, don't get involved with a famous guy, because they don't call....they don't write... I had the most ... I had the most crazy, magnetic ....
Craig: By the way, you're unloading a lot tonight. You are really unloading right now.
Lauren: I'm upset, I'm upset, ... and you stopped going to therapy with me, so I just feel like we should work it out, here.
Craig: You don't want to say who you met ? You met some guy.
Lauren: No. Why would I ?
Craig: I know who was there.
Lauren: Who?
Craig: Dennis Franz was there that night, and he's married, I don't know who else was there ... Rod Stewart.... Rod Stewart was there that night, huh?
Lauren: It was not Rod Stewart. I don't think I should say who it was...
Craig: OK, OK whisper it in my ear.
Lauren: If I'm going to tell you, then I'm going to tell the nice people.
Craig: Ok tell the nice people.
Lauren: ummm... I just feel a little vulnerable about it because..
Craig: Did you guys go out ?
Lauren: No ! He didn't call me! He was like " I...I....I... all I'm going to talk about is that I met you...and do do do..."
Craig: So he got your number, and he didn't call you
Lauren: Yes! ....Yes! ... so that's for nothing Martin Mull.
Craig: That's a joke. He's my buddy
Lauren: I know, I know.
Craig: He's happily married. It's a joke.
Lauren: aah..whatever I'm here to start rumors and scandal.
Craig: Why did you color you hair ? Is it for a part ? Is it for a role ?
Lauren: It's for a film project, Craig, umm, that I feel, I feel, good about.
Craig: all right, and good sentence, good sentence right there. (Craig claps and audience cheers)
Lauren: Thank you.
Craig: OK, so you have a new role ?
Lauren: Yes. I'm doing a movie with, umm, Justin Timberlake, of N Sync.
Craig: Yo....(audience cheers)
Craig: Is this something, something you want to admit publicly ?
Lauren: and it's a...... a spy caper.... and he plays a guy in a band..humm...and the thing is he is my.... he is the person....I am dating him so I...
Craig: In the movie or in real life ?
Lauren: In real life ! .....Really.
Craig: In the movie you are dating him, right ?
Lauren: And in real life, that's why I'm doing the movie.... (audience laughs)
Craig: OK how much of this is true ?
Lauren: Craig...... Craig....... I dyed my hair for no reason.
Craig: OK, you made that up. She made it up everybody.
Lauren: They're still shocked...... they're not sure...... they're like but what about the ........ oh but this is what the move is called, do you want to here what the move is called ?
Craig: The fake move, yeah, I want to know the fake movie.
Lauren: cause we're spies......nothing makes me laugh harder than this move, by the way, ...don't you think it's funny ?......
Craig: OK, go ahead...this is good....
Lauren: It's called ..... N .... Secret...... because we're spies.....you get it ?
Craig: Give her a courtesy laugh, people.......
Lauren: I got a courtesy laugh ........ Wouldn't it be great if I was doing that though......but it would be like a spy caper .....but I'm like trying to get in the band, but they wont let me in the band. So I'm like managing the band ....
Craig: You know what, Lauren...
Lauren: What.
Craig: I'm actually proud I didn't say hi to you at those places (Lauren laughs)
Craig: I'm kidding....Hey...We're out of time girlfriend....great to see you again
Lauren: good to see you too....
Craig: and I will say hi to you in public when I see you next time
Lauren: Yes you will .
Craig: Big hand for Lauren Graham everybody.